Monthly Archives: March 2013

Almost Carbonara Sauce

A plate of almost carbonara sauce pasta

We’ve been thinking a lot about carbonara sauce. Basically, because it seems to us one of the sharpest ways to draw out the flavor of a pasta itself, without having to feel like you’re cheating yourself by using only oil and garlic. And, because it’s fairly rare to get a carbonara sauce done in the proper fashion: the egg white coddled by the hot pasta, which has just been drained and mixed with sautéed salty flavor goodness (usually bacon or pancetta, but we have done exquisite vegetarian versions using shiitake mushrooms, even lacinato kale), garlic, and cheese; the raw egg yolk placed delicately atop each bowl of this steaming mess for all the individual diners to break and mix in themselves.

Carbonara done right’s like heaven. Unfortunately, if you or someone near and dear to you isn’t making it, odds are that you gotten some cream sauce approximation that, well, compares to right and proper carbonara in the way that sad, thin, nonfat milk compares to unpasteurized, cream on, cow juice. Which is to say, like water to beer.

Or, something to that effect.

While making carbonara at home is fairly easy, if you’re not squeamish and know how to time it right, it takes practice and scares most people away (“How do I know that I’m not going to get sick from all that raw egg?”). And, you might be squeamish, your timing might suck, and you might have similar questions. But, all those things aside, you might have some leftover pasta that you cooked the other day, and you need to make something with it.

We’re here to help. Well, actually, we’re here to relay the help that we picked up in a book called The Improvisational Chef, which had a recipe for a “deconstructed carbonara.” The title is bit of pretentious, overly educated, former lit student pantomiming, but the technique itself is pure Shinola: a quick and easy way to whip up a “sauce” for pasta, leftover or otherwise.

Basically, you make carbonara without separating the egg white from the yolk. Which means, you cook a sunnyside up, or otherwise runny-yolked, egg, and place it atop a bowl of hot pasta, mixed with whatever salty, fatty, flavor-packed ingredients you want. Since we did this in a rush with what was there, this is was what we used: broccoli, garlic, peppers, and an ample amount of romano cheese.

One rule, and one rule only for this almost carbonara: do not break the yolk in the skillet. You kill an angel (and your satisfaction) every time you do that.

Serve with bad television and black IPAs.

The March Madness

Even with Punxsutawney Phil delivering good news of a short winter, here we are in the better half of March, sick to death of the wind chill, rain, and snow still hitting Brooklyn. Seriously… can winter be over already?

When we can’t run, bike, drink outside, or sloth it in the park, the Bitters like to experiment with what’s in the fridge. The results are… well, they’re not always great, but sometimes we can surprise ourselves.

Now, don’t let the name fool youwe could give two stinks about college basketball. The only madness we feel is a craving for more sun (with perhaps a touch of dipsomania). But when your day is filled with little more than cloudy skies and rain, pull out that cutting board and get to it: it’s sammich time.

The March Madness

  • foccacia (here with black olives and rosemary)
  • baby arugula
  • deli turkey (or Tofurky, should you prefer)
  • pickled red peppers
  • sliced red onion
  • thinly sliced Drunken Goat cheese
  • Brooklyn Brice Co.‘s Hop-Pickle (made with Dogfish Head 60 minute IPA, caramelized onions, and cascade hops)
  • stone ground mustard
  • mayo
  • salt & pepper (to taste)

Once assembled, toast for a few minutes and you’re golden.